The Idiocy of me.

Hello!

I have been told by my family that I ought to post some of the stupid things I think, say and do. So here goes.

Yesterday I hit myself in the head with the phone, sort of by accident. I was on the phone to my parents and the line was crackling, I went to hit the phone with my other hand to see if that would help but forgot to move my other hand so just ended up hitting myself in the head. It didn't help the crackling.

While in Cheddar on holiday with my friend Charlene, I had to be told that Buffalo are mammals and therefore produce milk, which is then made into cheese... like Buffalo Mozzarella. I thought that Buffalo Mozzarella referred to the size of the mozzarella, so buffalo mozzarella is big, cow mozzarella is small. Makes perfect sense to me. This conversation then led me on to thinking about the fact that I also thought Buffalo were always male, like a Bull, so I thought there was another name for the female - maybe a Cuffalo.

I only recently (in 2012) realised that food labels have a 'sell by' date and not a 'cell by' date. I don't know what I thought a 'cell by' date was... maybe that after a certain date all the cells in the food just went crazy.

I used to think that the voice overs in lifts were real people who stood behind the panel in the lift and spoke relating to which buttons lit up. I never thought this was an issue, but I did think that the job must be really boring.

And finally (until there are more), Internal logic is about the way you think inside your head. Not (as I thought) the way logic works inside your house. Logic doesn't change depending on where you are, I thought there could be internal logic, inside your house and external logic outside... which might affect how logic worked. I think I understand logic as being a force, like gravity, which works differently in different environments... gravity has less of an effect on the moon... logic might be different outside, right?

I'm training to work with children... scared for the future? Me too...

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